what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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