what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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