Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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