You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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