Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Randomize
