spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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