Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
