How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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