Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize