Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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