He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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