doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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