Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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