return my video game
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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