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So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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