I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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