real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
where am i from again
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
whose parrot is this?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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