i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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