If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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