that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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