Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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