take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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