he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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