Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
