i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
