Where is the hickey?
I just cut my nipple shaving
i was born a porn star she said
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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