Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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