if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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