through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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