Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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