So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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