I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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