coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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