We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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