Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
