Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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