did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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