Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
it was like eating out sand paper
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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