Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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