i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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