I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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