Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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