So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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