I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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