MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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