He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
