I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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