I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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