She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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