I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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