hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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