All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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