false alarm. still invincible.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just want to make out with him forever
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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