So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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