what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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