Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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